据说很多人这样学英语

据说很多人这样学英语
1：salesgirl:excuse me sir,you can not smoke here...
　　customer:but I bought this cigarettes from your store..
　　salesgirl:sir we also sell condoms,but it doesn’t mean you can fuck here.



2：boyfriend wants to have sex with his girlfriend,but ashamed of his small organ...decided to bring girlfriend in dark place,open his ziper and put penis in GF's hand...GF:no thanks ,i don't smoke



3：'sex’ is like a restaurant,sometimes you get good service,….sometimes bad service,
　　….sometimes no service,
　　….and sometimes you have to be happy with….
　　
　　
　　
　　
　　”self service”



4：there are 70 ways to make a woman happy,one is shopping and the rest is 69.


5 judge:why did you kill your boyfriend?
　　Lady:he picked me up from school,took me to a bedroom,remove my uniform,laid me on the bed,spread my legs & then said…joke joke joke!!!


:) :)