如题。:rose:

Herbert A. MillingtonChair - Search Committee412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson UniversityCollege Hill, MA34109Dear Professor Millington,Thank you for your letter of March 16.After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer mean assistant professor position in your department.This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters.With such a varied and promising field of can

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