1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail toget the position.2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out oftheoffice. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything atall.4: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brainremovedso that I may be promoted to management5: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails
