Oracle 错误信息另解

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Q. What if your Dad loses his car keys?ITPUB个人空间
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A. 'Parent keys not found!'

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Q. What if your Dad loses his car keys?ITPUB个人空间S smQQjEt?
A. 'Parent keys not found!'

Q. What if your old girl friend spots you with your new one?ITPUB个人空间%v.[Jy~SoW5}A
A. 'Duplicate value on index!'

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Q. What if the golf ball doesn't get into the hole at all?
0{.QHS"EB0A. 'Value larger than specified precision!'

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Q. What if you try to freak out with somebody else's girlfriend and being kicked out?ITPUB个人空间A"rgs6^;`:Sch
A. 'Insufficient privileges on the specified object!'

Z^z E2d0Q. What if you don't get any response from the girl next door?
Yv TVYC,ah0A. 'No data found!' or ' Query caused no rows retrieved!'

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Q. What if you get response from the girl next door and her Mom too?
8k,Rr c ^%H'fE0A. 'SELECT INTO returns too many rows!'

as2B"w4G.]3_0Q. What if you dial a wrong number?ITPUB个人空间y8V:OmZ0A+^]
A. 'Invalid number' or ' Object doesn't exist!'

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A. 'Object is found mutating!'

9`nf T1dG0Q. What if you are too late to office and the boss catches you?ITPUB个人空间 ?3iN#{L
A. 'Discrete transaction failed!'

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Q. What if you see 'theatre full' when you go to a movie?ITPUB个人空间A\+YG4vL5H*L6T
A. 'Maximum number of users exceeded!'

3D-kH{LQ(K|0Q. What if you don't get table in the lunch room?
+U^]w2`8qM0A. 'System out of tablespace!'

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Q. What if you need to go on a diet?ITPUB个人空间^Mm-P SQ Zi I.k
A. Invalid Body Size

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